the queen and i

I love it how she breathes booze in the morning
Man, it's so sexy how she can't remember last night.
I made the fatal mistake of letting her drink again,
But who the hell am I to tell her how to life her life?

And if you could put dumb in a shotglass
I'm just another lush who's had one too many in me
And we please don't have enough
I see you standing there, settle for anything,
Anything's better than letting her think she can do better than me - she'll come around eventually.

Because baby girl's a QUEEN
But the queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves,
And she's made me a fiend
I'm going through withdrawals but I got nothing to lose.

Oh no, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow.

I find it funny she can never find her car keys
Immediately after telling me she can't take it,
She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities,
And slurs her words because she's never not inebriated.
And the front page headlines read,
Let the girl go, you know you can do better
It's bad when the fact that you can't have her is the reason you sweat her.
Don't let her take advantage of you
Like those other dudes let her,
You better cut your losses now buddy.

Because baby girl's a queen
But the queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I'm going through withdrawals but I got nothing to lose.

Oh no, she's at the bottom of that bottle,
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle,
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow.

Drown yourself,
It's not worth keeping me
Just put it down right now,
And bow out gracefully.